emmadilemma quoted Because Internet by Gretchen McCulloch
In a diabolical omission of the utmost cruelty, stone-hearted ice witch Leslie Schiller sent her friend a callous thank-you email devoid of even a single exclamation point, sources confirmed Monday. "Hey, I had a great time last night," wrote the cold-blooded crone, invoking the chill of a thousand winters with her sparsely punctuated missive.
— Because Internet by Gretchen McCulloch (Page 124)
Quoting an Onion piece dated May 12, 2014.